Thunder Gets Re-elected For Third Term

                  

              Thunder woke up one morning, and after his ritual morning grooming, put on a tie

which had a picture of the United States flag on it.  He then joined the breakfast group with 

"The eye of the tiger" look upon his face.  Maxine did not know what he was up to, but she 

had seen that look in his eyes before.   She knew the look meant trouble so, she lovingly asked

him, what was up? 

               So, he ate a bite of his eggs, and took a sip of coffee, and said, "Oh, well, I'm getting 

ready to write a bill in congress so that a president, in good health, can run as long as they like.

That is of course until they are 99.   Of course, most die before that time anyway.

              Maxine just about choked on her Orange Juice at that thought.  After composing herself

again, she said, "Well I married you for better or for worst.  This is definitely one of the worst 

ideas you have ever had.  You have run two terms honeybuns; don't you think it is time for 

someone else to run on the Animal Party ticket?"

                Thunder looked forlorn as he said, "Shnookums, don't make me stand alone at the 

writing of this bill.  I need you by my side, Recall President Trump he died in the 2nd 

  year of his second term in office."  

                  " My point exactly HE DIED in office.  Might I remind you that Biden died a month

after Trump took office.  But sign the stupid bill I'll stand by your side it might pass." Maxine says.

                   President Thunder sat down and wrote a bill to go to congress allowing a person to

run for President as many times as he/she wished.   That is until they were the age of ninety-

nine and in good health.  Senator Tony Tiger from Florida growled at the idea, but considered

where it was coming from.   Senator Bob Blake from Kansas, wanted to know if we were trying 

to make the White House an Old Folks Home.  Out of those who voted the bill passed 489 to 10.

The bill was of course signed into law by President Thunder.

                   President Thunder was afraid that his strongest opponent would be the Human Rights

Party again (this time with Hillary Obama).  The other parties he didn't watch out for too closely was

The Communist Party and the Communist Party.  All would prefer Michell Clinton 

of the Constitutional Party to John Lennon of the Communist Party for fear he would ruin our country.

The final results came out like this:  Thunder 35% Clinton 30% Obama 25% and Lennon 10%.

So, by a measly 5% Thunder won for the third time as President of the United States.

                      As for Obama she went back to the Senat naming her next born baby boy Barrack.

As for Michell Clinton she becomes a United States Supreme Judge as appointed by President Thunder.

As for John Lennon he went into the music industry and ruined our youths' morals that way.

Paul Dean Eccles