Chapter Nine: The Witches Ball
Prince Michael was taking his time in the bathroom, making sure every part of him was beautiful and shining, He took a shower in body spray just in case he might meet that special someone. Prince Michael spent most of his time with Ivory, so once, when a reporter had nothing to write about they started a rumor that the prince and Ivory were lovers. Ivory did not like reading this in the newspaper one bit, and so she laid the paper on the ground and peed on it. She then very carefully took the prince aside and explained what it said. Telling him that to stop such rumors, he needed to see other people besides just her. She said, "It is giving you and me a bad reputation, and the newspapers do talk. I, for one, do not care for one moment about what they are saying about me. Not that being compared to your ancestor Gym Stone is a bad thing, but I am not going to turn into a person....