Eccles' Stories

                         A royal decree flew into the window and landed on Prince Michael's face.  Now the prince was still in bed, but felt something on his face which he knocked off and turned over to go back to sleep.  The royal decree had other ideas and yelled, "OUT OF BED LAZY BONES I AM A ROYAL DECREE FROM THE KING.  I AM NOT TO BE IGNORED!  YOU AND IVORY ARE TO APPEAR  BEFORE THE KING IN ROYAL ATTIRE FOR BREAKFAST PRONTO!!!  The royal decree then  burned up.             The prince nodded his head, causing an ivory collar to appear around Ivory's neck.  After that, he put his royal ring on his finger and threw his cape around him.  The cape caused him to get dressed. He then took his cape covering Ivory and himself, and flew to the king's palace.             The king casually greets them with croissants and tea f...

       Prince Michael was taking his time in the bathroom, making sure every part of  him was beautiful and shining,  He took a shower in body spray just in case he might meet that special someone. Prince Michael spent most of his time with Ivory, so once, when a reporter had nothing to write about  they started a rumor that the prince and Ivory were lovers.       Ivory did not like reading this in the newspaper one bit, and so she laid the paper on the ground and  peed on it.  She then very carefully took the prince aside and explained what it said.  Telling  him that to stop such rumors, he needed to see other people besides just her.  She said, "It is giving you and me a bad reputation, and the newspapers do talk.  I, for one, do not care for one moment about what they are saying about me.  Not that being compared to your ancestor Gym Stone is a bad thing, but I am not going to turn into a person....