Chapter Ten: Prince Michael Becomes King of the Witches
A royal decree flew into the window and landed on Prince Michael's face. Now the prince
was still in bed, but felt something on his face which he knocked off and turned over to go back to
sleep. The royal decree had other ideas and yelled, "OUT OF BED LAZY BONES I AM A ROYAL
DECREE FROM THE KING. I AM NOT TO BE IGNORED! YOU AND IVORY ARE TO APPEAR
BEFORE THE KING IN ROYAL ATTIRE FOR BREAKFAST PRONTO!!! The royal decree then
burned up.
The prince nodded his head, causing an ivory collar to appear around Ivory's neck. After that,
he put his royal ring on his finger and threw his cape around him. The cape caused him to get dressed.
He then took his cape covering Ivory and himself, and flew to the king's palace.
The king casually greets them with crossants and tea for breakfast. The two of them (Michael
& Ivory) just sat down thinking this was a casual breakfast. This was no ordinary breakfast, however, a
breakfast of instruction. As they were soon to find out from the king.
"This is no ordinary breakfast, young man!" exclaimed the king, "This is a breakfast to give the
two of you instruction, and show you where you did wrong!!"
The prince and his familiar cuickly nibbled down a crossant and sipped some tea. Both
shaking in fear knowing that they had mispleased his royal highness. The king picked up a copy of
the Wicked News, and on the front page was a picture of the prince in his boxers for all the world to
see. The King told the prince, " I understand you went to a party last night dancing in almost nothing.
It says here you danced with both genders. It causes the reporters to question your sexuality. Just
what do you have to say for yourself?
The prince answered, "Well er sir, that is to say, I danced in my boxers because it was what
the people wanted. I danced with other males for political reasons, I really perfer to dance with females.
After all, males just do not have the right parts."
The king said, Would you have had sex with someone for political reasons. You are starting
to think like a king. Do you have the Lord's Prayer memorized yet? I know that you do but let us get
you a mate before any bed hopping or two stepping, especialy with males. While it is true that you will
some day do these things for political reasons, but wait until you get married.
The prince just hung his head and said, "When will I know that I have found that someone
special?"
The king replies, "She will be a playmate, a lover, and a bestfriend. So in other words you
will know when that special someone comes along. If by the way you mess up, just have her killed off.
You can always find another to take her place, or if you have had children just remain single."
The prince replys, "The only ones who come anywhere near that description is Ivory and
Peter. But, neither of them are lovers."
"I certainly hope not" Ivory interupts, "we already had that discussion when it was in the
papers before!"
Prince Michael was embarassed, but said, "No Ivory, I was just saying, 'that you are the
closest I've ever had to someone special. Other than you there is Peter, but that is only because my
only relationship with female witches is at school."
Ivory interupts again, "Before you go any further Peter is your property, not your best
friend forever. That is unless that is what you make of him. As your familiar I am more your best
friend forever than he will ever be. We have had our occasional dance, but no sex.
The king laughs at Ivory, and asks if she is complaining, or just bragging that they had not
had no sex.
Ivory says, "Neither your honor just stating a mere fact. If we had of had sex it would of
been beastility."
The king laughs at Ivory again, this time saying, "As a familiar it is your job it is your job
to teach the prince all about romance. That includes becoming a young woman and having sex with
him."
Ivory wimpers knowing she had been scolded by the king of the witches. She walked
over and lies her head on Michael's lap. Michael gave her a loving pat on the head. She whimpers all
the more none-the-less.
The king then speaks again, "Ivory a familiar can fill in as queen until one can be found
for the new king. I am getting to old and weary for this job, and I neeed someone to take my place.
The palace reporter is here, and we can set Michael on the 'hot seat' and have him take the oath."
Ivory said that she supposed that she could do her job, and woul do her best at speeding up
finding the prince a wife. She explained all this to Michael making sure that he understood that she
was just a stand in wife. That he must find a wife to have kids with, and do it quickly. Michael agreed
to all of this as he took a seat on the 'hot seat'.
Flames blew from the poles standing all around the prince. The seat he was sitting in had
fire underneath it. Hence it got hot, and was called the 'hot seat'. The prince quickly took the oath
which was the Lord's Prayer. As music started to play, the flames stopped, he lived, but
the king died, the palace reporter made him the new king of the witches saying in the end there
can be only one. He then woke up out of a coma at the Vance Neurological Hospital. He realized it
had all been a dream, but it seemed so real.
The End
Paul D. Eccles

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