Chapter Three: The Wedding Announcement
My mother popped into my room without me going to the door. I was still in my underwear for goodness sake. I felt it was downright rude of her not to use the door when I was practically nude. Her being a witch was just exercising her powers to pass through solid objects, and I did not like it one bit! Mother just explained to me I'd be able to pass through solid objects someday, too, probably sooner than I'd like to think of. By this time, I had changed myself under the covers. Mother just took this time to make herself a chair out of thin air and sat upon it. She then stated, "Michael, in a few months (Jan 1), your father and I am to be married. I know that you do not like thinking of Prince Baltimore Darwin as your Father, but nonetheless, he is. He also wants to place his last name legally at the end of yours so that all three of our names will be the same, and you ...