Eccles' Stories

                                                                  Thunder hung around at Casey's Ol' General Store as he always did.  Casey was an old goat who needed to sale the store and move on with his life.  So, he offered Thunder Senior the store for a grand $500.000 saying, "After all, Thunder you are here quite a bit of the time.  I might add you build up  business by being here too!  What I'm offering you is really a steal.  Baah!           Thunder just smiled and grabbed his debit card paying Casey $500,001 for the store.  Thunder  drank a root beer as they signed the contract.  (His sons Thunder & Lightening signed as witnesses.) Lightening made a record of all this for the Big Woods Gazett.             Mos...

 "A deceived heart has turned him aside; and cannot deliver his soul..." Could we not just as easily say,  "A sinning heart has delivered his soul in the depths of hell." The following is a list of sins which Billy Graham feels the Christian has a daily struggle with in which I concur. One is immortality which comes from the Greek word porneia, in which the word pornography comes from. Two is impurity which covers the natural lusts found in Romans 1:24. Three would be sensuality which comes come the greek word for Wantonness or Debauchery.  This  same word is also used in II Peter 2:7. Along with this is Idolatry's, Sorceries, Enmities (  Enmities has to do with hatred), strife. jealousy, outburst of anger, disputes, dissensions, factions or heresies, envying's, drunkenness, carousing's (the  greek word for this is interpreted orgies), From this list we may feel that there is none who are worthy to lead or speak from the pulpit. Let us not forget, howeve...

       Like all old dogs, Thunder, one day decided to step down from the office of the President of the  USA.  Some thought this was a wise choice, while others were sorry to see him go.  Thunder just felt  that he had done everything he had set out to prove.  It was now time for the family, and him, to return  to the Big Woods of Indiana.        Upon returning Maxine would be able to sip tea, lemonade, coffee, or whatever the day called for with the lady animals of the Big Woods.  As for Thunder he would go to the Good Old General Store to chat with the old timers about whatever was on their mind.  As for Thunder Junior he stepped into his Daddy's shoes, becoming a rich and famous therapist seen on Wednesdays on WPAW.  As for  Lightning, he became the writer of the family.  So do not worry just because, Thunder stories do not  come from the White House anymore, there will always be loads...

                    The hardest thing about Michael's life was he was a twelve-year-old, and just beginning  puberty.  He was given a one-year-old dog for his birthday which he thought was cool.  Due to the  female dog's white coat he named her Ivory.  As I said Michael was going through puberty and unusual hard things for him to understand were going on with his body.  Ivory followed Michael everywhere.                   Michael started school at Trump Junior High School.  It was here he met an attractive girl, who went to all his classes, named Ivory.  Even though Michael found it strange for Ivory to be in all of his classes he did not think a lot about it, with other strange things going on in his life.  He just found  himself lucky to have a friend like Ivory in all his classes.                 Micha...

                                                 As we open this story, we find President Thunder's two twins Thunder Jr. & Lightning   whining due to the fact that their mother had told them to clean their room up.  The twins cried out, " "Let the maids do it that is what they get paid for."                         Maxine growled at the twins to "put their toys away, dirty clothes in the hamper, and if  they had it in their hearts she strongly suggested they make their beds!  After all," Maxine growls, "they should only have to sweep your floors, dust the room, and do the laundry.  Some presidential children  did their own laundry as well!"                        Thunder Junior & Lightning tell their mother ...

               One morning Thunder wakes up, and tells Maxine that they are going to take a vacation back  to  his homelands in the Woods in Indiana.  Maxine just says, "that is fine dear, but, you should have  checked to see if I had a tea, or any diplomatic duties first."                Thunder just hoed and hummed as he got dressed.  He then told Maxine, "anything like that  could be rearranged.  Furthermore you will have tea at the Woods."                  As they were walking to breakfast Maxine rolled her eyes.  She then addressed Thunder in a loving fashion and said, "Well dear, I am glad you have it all thought out, but where ever will we stay? You do have the twins to recall, or were they just staying here at the White House.                Thunder and his family by this time ...