Thunder Gets A Pacemaker

 

        President Thunder had been having heart problems and went to see the country's top cardiologist.

The country's top cardiologist was a Dr. Jackson.  The first thing Dr. Jackson did was give Thunder an

EKG to check hi heart out.  Dr. Jackson then told him he would need a pacemaker and referred him to

Dr. Nameless.  Thunder was shocked at the whole idea of needing a pacemaker.   At which time his 

wife, Maxine said, " Well you are an old dog, and this third term has put a lot of extra stress on you!"

          So, a time was chosen for Thunder to be fitted with a pacemaker.  He went into Bethesda Hospital

in Maryland, and a Siamese cat by the name of nurse Kitty Kat came into prep Thunder for surgery.  

She drew some blood from his paw, and a vein blew.  Nurse Kitty Kat, therefore, went and got Nurse 

Jurney (a red squirrel) to do a sonogram to find a good vein to put Thunder to sleep with.

        The heart surgeon was a koala bear which was ninety minutes late for surgery!  Thunder was not 

a happy camper to say the least.  He complained about the lateness of Dr. Nameless, as well as the blood

Nurse Kitty Kat had taken out of his paw.  Then there was also the fact that he had fasted since 10:00 

the following night, and it was now almost 1:00 PM, and he was hungry!  Just at that moment Thunder 

was wheeled away to surgery.   In the first time all the surgery players introduced themselves to him.

           Doctor nameless introduced himself to President Thunder and showed him the devices that he 

would be implanting him with, Maxine had her phone on audio (since her hearing was not to good)

She was asked to take it off audio until in the waiting room.  Not long after that she was escorted to the

operation waiting room.  In the meantime, Thunder was wheeled into the Operating Room.  They put a 

hose on his nose and told him to breath deep.   He did this and woke up in another room with Maxine, 

and he was eating peach jello.

Paul D. Eccles