Eccles' Stories

                    Thunder woke up and walked into the presidential bathroom, so that he could take a shower. After he took a shower, he brushed his teeth and hair to look nice for his wife, Maxine (as well as the  public).  The problem was he was going to be on camera, and he had his suit and Saint Patrick's Day  tie on, this was Easter Monday too.  This is, however, how he appeared too the breakfast group, which  would include his wife, Maxine.                     Maxine stood up on her hind legs, whispering in Thunder's ear, "Honey is something  bothering you?  You are wearing your St. Patrick's Day tie, and it is Easter Monday.  Think of all of  the children as well as their parents."                    Thunder hangs his head and has a servant bring him his tie with eggs and rabbits on it.  He then places it on, as he takes Maxine out to the balcony (after breakfast) and relays the following story:                "I had a meeting with Big Chicken, the he

                                              Charles went to a funeral in present time.  He saw there a whole cast of  characters he had not seen in a long time.  He wondered if the church psychologist would be there, and she was not.  Instead, his friend, daffy, old, retired, psychologist, Doctor Donald Dawk was  there.  Doctor Dawk talked briefly to Charles.                                   The funeral, of course, was for the relatives of the Westend's.  Old Mr. West- end had passed away peacefully in his sleep at 101 years of age.  He left behind many survivors, which included a wife named Betty.   Mister Westend had served in Germany in World War II.  The family of course was given military honors.                                  One character which did so frighten Charles was a character by the name of Cindy Lou.   Cindy knew all about him and his family, but he knew nothing about her.  She told him her older sister was Tina Fay, who was the same age as his older sister Cin

          Time has always fascinated me throughout my life.  That might be due to the fact that I was  clinically dead at the age of ten.  This made me fascinated with the beginning of time, the end of  time, and all time in between.  So, I'm fascinated with all devices of time as well as recording time.            I started studying the historical recordings through time.  I studied the way people lived, their fashion sense, and their beliefs.  This only led me to pay attention to current events, and compare it to events in history.  By so doing I was able to foretell some of the events of the future.  Now, I was not a fortune teller or anything.  I just looked at the way that events once were, and compared them to the events that were going on.  I would then forecast the ways of the future.          After all the only way to talk about the future is to learn about the past.  You then compare the  historical events to the current events and come out knowing the future.  So, in sim

                                  Once upon a time in the Other Land lived a girl who did not believe in God, nor did she believe in the faith of the Church she went to.  She was just an active participant from the  fellowship she got from the congregation.  I might add that this kind of member pleased Satan.                                     The girl's name was Alice, and she went to services only for the pure enjoyment she  she could receive from it.  For Alice was out to please Alice and no one else.  This did not please God, but as I said earlier, did please Satan!    Satan had other workers in the Church who were there to please themselves as well.  God: however, was always hard at work sending His messengers to solve this  problem.                                   One day a new family moved into the Other Land who was most faithful and  true to God.  Their last name was Godhead, and they had a son about Alice's age named Harry.  Harry was good looking and was therefore