From The Bar To Christ

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            There once was a man named Dean who tended a bar to put himself through college.  Dean 

kept the empty liquor bottles and washed them to fill them up with pennies.  He had a loose life when 

he wasn't busy with schoolwork or his three-year-old son Danny.    He kept his loose life pretty much 

away from his home.  Then he met this bar maid named Rohnda.

           He felt head over heels in love for Rohnda.  He had Rohnda move into the other half of his 

house with her kid sister Kim.  Rohnda and Kim paid rent every month and went to church.  Rohnda

soon bought Dean a Men's Bible to study out of with.  Dean started living off of Ramen noodles, and 

quit his job.  

            Dean left his wicked lifestyle and was soon baptized into Christ. He graduated from college 

with a degree in nothing from Nowhere University    He started praying more, teaching the Gospel of 

Christ more and preaching the Gospel of Christ more.  He got married to   Rohnda, and had three more 

beautiful children.  All four of their children obeyed the Gospel of Christ and were baptized.   I might 

add that all of them lived in a land not so far away happily ever after.

Paul D. Eccles 

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