Rosa's Health Trip

 

           It was early morning in the flood state that Rosa lived in.  Rosa, a red hair chihuahua walked 

with the aid of a walking stick (which has the figure of a human head on top of it).  Since it was chilly

out Rosa put a shawl on, as she drank some cinnamon apple hot tea.

          Rosa's boyfriend was named Prince Does Right.  Now Prince Does Right was a fawn colored 

pug, and he was he was a wise and honest ruler of all the flood state.  As Prince listened to his 

girlfriend Rosa, he drank a cup of coffee.  Then he tells Rosa to go see Dr. Bill, who is a wise ol' fox

and should be able to take care of her aches and pains.

           So, Rosa takes her walking stick, and walks off to her Volks Wagon (VW) Rabbit, and drives 

off.  Her hip hurts her as she drives down the old gravel road at 35 MPH.  Rosa finally stops at a blue 

painted sign that reads, "DR. BILL'S HEALING DEAL'S" Rosa frowns not being to impressed stating 

to herself  "what kind of Charleton did Prince send me to?"  

         Rosa knew Prince would not send her to just any fly by night doctor though so she went in to the

office, where she was greeted by a receptionist named Sly.  Sly was a weasel who gave Rosa paper 

work to feel out due to the fact it was her first time there.  The paper work took an hour to feel out, 

before Rosa could see Dr. Bill.  It wanted to know her age, address, occupation,  last time she used the 

bathroom, when she ate last, hair color, eye color, marital status, military background, insurance 

information, how many children if any.  Rosa felt it was personal about information that was really 

none of Dr. Bill's business, but she filled it out.  

                She finally saw Dr Bill who was a stud of a good-looking old fox with silver hair.  He asked

Rosa in to his office and asked her what seemed to be her problem to which she complained of aches

 and pains.  Dr. Bill looked at her over his reading glasses, and told her she needed to retire and move 

to a nice sunny state like New Mexico.  "New Mexico" Rosa said Startled, "whatever will my students 

do for a teacher?"

              

                She went and told Prince about what Dr. Bill had said, and he thought it might be a good idea.

He told her, he had a cousin who lived out in New Mexico named Princess.  He told her, "he would fly 

her out on Royal Airlines right away and would have her stuff shipped out after her to her cousins house

of gold.  As for her teaching job she would have to retire and let MS Weeble have it she may wobble at

times, but she will never let you down."

                  Rosa agreed to this, and flew to New Mexico on Royal Airlines.  Her attitude about it 

though was that if God had meant for dogs to fly he would have given them wings like the birds.  She 

just ate her Royal Blueberry jelly and kept her snout shut. After about four hours she landed in New 

Mexico.  There to receive her was a pug named Princess that looked just like Prince.  The pug knew

 who she was by pictures she had seen before, and introduced herself as Princess Wanna Beright.

Paul D. Eccles