Write To Death
Write To Death
Once upon a time there was a man by the name of Michael Future. Michael was a writer
of fictitious stories, who lived high above the earth in the sky. (Many in fact said his head was in the
clouds.) The problem with Michael's writing's is that he wrote things that would soon come true. For
this the government kept an eye on him.
Michael Future felt that people were just being silly. Though he did know that he did have
the ability to write something and then it would come true, but what was he to do about it? He wrote
down the death of President Kelcy and it happened just as he said. So, Michael was arrested, and
charges were brought up against him.
Police Officer Komandoff, came to the house of Michael Future, and arrested him. Officer
Komandoff said, "Michael Future, you are under arrest for your writings'. You have been writing
books that become truth. You even wrote about the death of President Kelcy, before he died. So for
his death you are being blamed.
About that time Attorney, Daniel Aclu, said he was taking Mr. Future's case. Attorney Aclu
told officer Komandoff that he was trampling all over Mr. Future's constitutional right's. Officer
Komandoff just blew the attourney off saying, "his client lost his constitutional rights when he wrote
the president to death, after all his pen is a loaded gun."
Judge Stone Hard shook his head in disbelief, and agreed to hear the case. He also
ordered to put Mister Future in a dungeon with a computer and a C.D. to write with. He further said
that Michael was to have no bedding nor clothing to prevent suicide.
Now when in court things just got worse. To start off with Michael Future was charged
with literary crimes. Added to that was witchcraft which was punishable by fire. Added to that, he
was charged with the high crime of murdering President Kelcy (whom was ruler of 3/4 of the world).
This had happened as he said in Mr. Futures book "High Murder". Then also, and lastly Michael was
charged with time travel without a license as a way of writing things before they happened.
To that, Daniel Aclu had to make a rebuttal. "Witchcraft is a religious practice, and is
therefore, covered by the constitution. Literary Crimes again unconstitutional, what I am saying is
what makes it a literary crime anyway? Do we not have the right to free speech? You say he is guilty
of murder, but does Mister Future own a gun? How did he kill President Kelly? As far as a license for
time travel, I've never even heard of such a thing. Time travel does not exist, never does, never will.
Therefore we have no need for a license for such a thing.
Judge Stone had to laugh at this. He addressed the jurors and told them to recall that when
one is arrested they have no rights. " The way things are sounding, Mr. Future is a literary magician.
It is also possible he is time traveling through his writings such as "I knew Christ" which was well
researched. "
Officer Karl Komandoff was the next on the stand. Officer Komandoff was asked what he
saw Mr. Future doing at the time of his arrest. The officer simply stated, "I observed writing a new
book. It would be easier if he was being tried in a literary court. At least then maybe the Queen of
Hearts (Referring to Alice in Wonderland) could say, 'Off with his head'" The court rang with laughter
to his Alice In Wonderland reference. The judge, however, was not amused.
The judge then called for the writer to come to the stand. All of the others in the court
looked at one another in disbelief, because this was only done in a last attempt. So, Future simply
asked how he could help the court. So the underlying question was asked of Future if stories could kill
people. Future just laughed at this and said "why it is possible for ideas from stories to be used, but
stories themselves could not kill people."
Aclu then asked Mr. Future if writing was dangerous. To this Future laughed, and said.
"Only in the since that you could starve to death on it's wages."
Aclu then asked if time travel was ever used in writing to which Mr. Future said, "George
Orwell did write 1984 in 1948. There is also the Terminator, but things like that are pure Science
Fiction. I believe it was people who wrote about things they knew would happen in the future then
wrote about them."
The next to take the stand was a fictitious character by the name of Wardworf. He was a
fictious character out of a book written by Michael Future. The book was titled "The Wizard in The
White House". So the wizard was asked about the copywrite to which he said it was 1975. When
asked if he knew who Mr. Future was, his reply was that he was his creator. He said that the "Wizard
In The Whitehouse" created a legend around King Ford and the mess that he cleaned up.
At which time Aclu cross examined him asking him if anything in "The Wizard In The White
House" happened in real life. The Wizard could not recall anything other than the King of Georgia
dethroning the King of Colorado. Then he replied, "but that is entertainment".
To this Aclu said "As you said the story was written in 1975. Are you sure my client was the
writer since it is now the year 6002. Could your creator not have been another Michael Future."
The Wizard just sighed shrugged his shoulders, and said "all I know is that in the end there
can truly be only one."
So Aclu addressed the jurors and stated the following, "What we have heard here is the facts
that a writer has had his constitutional rights trampled on. We are told that he was a murderer, but
where are the facts. Who did the actual murder? They said he was a time traveler, but even if he is
does that make it a crime? Others say he is a witch, but a witch is a wise person, and a religion, not a
crime."
The State Attorney then took the stand to address the jurors. He said, "You must remember
most of what you have heard by the defendant is true. Recall, however, that the defendant says witch-
craft is okay. May I remind you that only a witch can get a true witch off trial. I might also state that
literary witches are the worse type of witches that there are. Due to the fact that Mr. Future is also the
possible cause of President Kelcy's Murder, then Mr. Future should be given life. If the man can travel
back in time then I'd say let him go back to his own time."
After these statements Judge Stone Hard said, "Mr. Future can you, or anyone in this room tell
me when I am going to die? I certainly don't know, nor do I want to know. So this case will be
dismissed until tomorrow. " Then he muttered to himself that this is becoming like a witch hunt.
After Judge Stone Hard let the jury go until the next day. Future spent the rest of the evening
on a computer, in a dark dungeon. While in the dungeon he writes what would happen the very next
day. So before the court readjourns he knew what the outcome would be.
As the court readjourns Michael Future sits down with a smile on his face. When the judge
begins to get the sentencing for Michael Future, all but the judge are standing. Soon the judge falls
over dead no apparent reason given. Michael Future just simply disappears, and none new where he
went. The DA went absolutely bezerks. In fact he was so excited over the event that his head got all
red and he then exploded.
Mister Future was found in a library 878 years in the past. Once again we find that Michael
was a writer of fictious stories. He lived high above the earth in the sky. (Many in fact said he had his
head in the clouds.) The problem with his writings is often what he wrote would come true to life.
Paul D. Eccles
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