Thunder Gets A Pacemaker
President Thunder had been having heart problems and went to see the country's top cardiologist. The country's top cardiologist was a Dr. Jackson. The first thing Dr. Jackson did was give Thunder an EKG to check hi heart out. Dr. Jackson then told him he would need a pacemaker and referred him to Dr. Nameless. Thunder was shocked at the whole idea of needing a pacemaker. At which time his wife, Maxine said, " Well you are an old dog, and this third term has put a lot of extra stress on you!" So, a time was chosen for Thunder to be fitted with a pacemaker. He went into Bethesda Hospital in Maryland, and a Siamese cat by the name of nurse Kitty Kat came into prep Thunder for surgery. She drew some blood from his paw, and a vein blew. Nurse Kitty Kat, therefore, went and got Nurse Jurney (a red squirrel) to do a sonogram to find a good vein to put Thunder to sleep with. The heart surgeon was a koala bear which was ninety minutes lat