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Thunder and The Great Electoral Debate

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                This is PAW news Correspondent Les Lesser saying, "we have a hot one tonight.  I'll be moderating a electoral debate between President Thunder, and his opposing candidate for the Human  Rights Party, Mr. John Brown. First, we get a word from our candidate John Brown as to why he would  like to be President. "               John brown clears his throat, takes a drink of water, and spoke. "To be quite frank I think only human beings should be running this world.  Look at the mess the senate is in right now.   They can't keep their ducks in a row, among with their lions, tigers, and bears to make a chairman so that they can pass the important bills.  The human race would not have this problem!                 The moderator Les Lesser turns to the President and says, your rebuttal sir!                 Thunder shrugs, picks his nails, and says, "When you become President you take an oath of office saying that you will protect the constitution, and