President Smokey Is Poisened And Thunder Becomes The 500th President
This is the PAW national news breaking in with this sad story. President Smokey the cat, the 499th President of the United States has passed away. He was drinking his formula A-1 milk when he passed away. It is not clear whether the President was poisoned to death or not at this time. Let us listen in as Thunder is sworn in as President of the United States. Vice President Thunder is at the church of the Wild Woods where he puts his paw on the Bible, and says, "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States, and will do to the best of my ability , preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States." After saying these words Thunder became the 500th President of the United States. A Presidential statement followed this. President Thunder started off with a